Imagine coming back to my apartment today and someone was inside. I caught him leaving my flat and he blatantly denied ever being there. After much persuasion and threats to arrest him, he finally confesses. He& 
#39;s had the
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                        
                        
                        Key to the apartment for the past 1 year plus. He enjoys sleeping on my bed so he goes in whenever I& 
#39;m out to enjoy the bed (Hey God). This man turned me into a crazy person because I couldn& 
#39;t understand why gas, noodles,etc would finish so early. And he isn& 
#39;t even sorry he stole
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                        
                        
                        All he& 
#39;s been saying is "I didn& 
#39;t steal your money", "I& 
#39;ll beat you if you call me a thief again", "no dey video me, I no be thief", etc. The guts!!! 
Everyday is for the thief, but one day is for the owner of the house and the day for the owner is always honourable. I thank God.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
 
                
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