the downside to the joke of this account only following James Bond is that that account is extremely bad and every time any of us log on we get mad at it
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I sympathise with the poor person who has to come up with tweets for James Bond The Brand every day but: what
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        our bold new suggested direction for them is to tweet in the persona of James Bond. like so:
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        ttoom;’ much claretttttttt tnightFckdnfrmrlslantnnnmmmmmmmmmm
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        gmme the FUCKng KEys Q you cn imm god t drve)
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        y evr noticr all women, ar djddfff;42&
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        dont evn know hw3 £toppay bacc. balz. bakak. barkart. barakat. countin game. lol BANCO cnt #
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        [the account then does not tweet for sixteen hours]
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        lost gun in toilet again
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        vback on the martinis. much cleaner-importnant note: bloffeld gay???????questionmark
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        how hey Google hey google how to un bow tie. in tie. un tie tie bow. bow tie
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
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zstick yr mandatory seexism train inh up uoudkfl
                    
                                    
                    
                    
                
                M:
zstick yr mandatory seexism train inh up uoudkfl
                        
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