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Thinking of GrayPlaugeing® your house too? Here's your handy checklist.
white render when everyone else is natural
dark grey plastic window frames
dark grey roof when everyone else has red tiles
dark grey fencing , downpipes, brickwork, gravel, decking, letterbox
white render when everyone else is naturaldark grey plastic window framesdark grey roof when everyone else has red tilesdark grey fencing , downpipes, brickwork, gravel, decking, letterbox
totally unnecessary focal point woodburner to distract from oversize focal point TVcold white LEDs for that clinical lighting edge
Prosecco-themed wall artcold white LED striplighting
Another focal point giant TV around the corner from the first focal point giant TV, in case you should be inclined to mealtime converstationDon't get carried away with grey furniture. Mix it up with some white furniture.
copper lightshades, just in case some internet idiot accuses you of having every single last thing in your kitchen in grey.
why not breakup the monotony of an entirely grey downstairs with a grey upstairs?grey Venetian blinds will hide the little chinks of light and colour from the sky and your neighbours' non-grey roofs
monochrome bathroom fittingsoversized instagramme influencer LED ringlight mirror that you can only use by straddling the thronewho has a round bottom? Why not go for a square toilet just to be different did you know bath towels also came in grey? They do. Get some.
plough up your lawn and replace it with plastic green carpetget more grey downpipes, more grey fencing, a grey shed, grey decking, grey garden furnitureAccent with some colourful garden gnomes, lest you be accused of being overly grey
