Read on Twitter
Not by looking, no. But we ask people to squeeze to check pelvic floor strength, but it's not like we ask people to crack walnuts (nor should they try!) https://twitter.com/ankles_so_weak/status/1348715270391607297
But there is a woman who claims to weight lift with her vagina. Definitely don't do that. Not that her pics look photoshopped or anything. Also, she is anti-Pap smear bc her body will know. Anyhoo, she challenged me to a a vagina-off. Simpler times. https://jezebel.com/unwrapping-the-beef-kim-anamis-kung-fu-vagina-vs-dr-1836697878
I mean
And...
But this person is a good example of the dangers of wellness influencers. She has > 100k followers on Instagram and actively advocates against pap smears bc your body will know if you have abnormal cells. I mean, if that were the case no one would ever have cervical cancer.
There is also a video where she opens a bottle with her vagina. It's something. I don't love any of you enough to find it.
Remember the good old times, when I would do tweet threads like this?
Sigh.
Sigh.
Who knows, maybe Gwyneth Paltrow will recommend the Implant O-rama at-home coffee enema system again on her annual detox guide. Also, maybe never take Dr. Junger's advice on anything.
I bet @drjenadjacent is yelling "Do jade egg" like some people yell "Freebird"
And just a reminder that Paltrow features doctors who promote medical conspiracy theories.
If you want to learn more cool vagina and vulva facts and read more classic lines, such as "It's a vagina, not a piña colda, please check out my book The Vagina Bible https://www.kensingtonbooks.com/9780806539317/the-vagina-bible/
Oh...there is a bottle opener called a Snatch Popper. I guess you could say it is the vagina and not the vulva because it is the inside with the bottle opener... https://snatchpopper.com/products/sp1
I appreciate this was a bit of a rambling thread, but it was a nice little distraction considering *waves hands wildly* all this. Also, my new book, The Menopause Manifesto, serves the facts and hopefully some funny. https://www.amazon.com/Menopause-Manifesto-Health-Facts-Feminism/dp/0806540664
Good night everyone.
And remember, keep your coffee in your cup not in your rectum.
And remember, keep your coffee in your cup not in your rectum.
