Die Hard isn’t just tangentially related to Christmas. It is a Christmas movie.

John McClane and the Nakatomi Plaza is a blatant allegory for Santa and a chimney. It couldn’t be more obvious.

His name in the original scrip was John McClause. Don’t look it up.
If you rearrange the letters in Hans Gruber is spells The Grinch. Don’t try it.
Little known fact, Santa strips down to his tank top to get down the chimney.
Little known fact, Santa strips down to his tank top to get down the chimney.
Little known fact, Santa strips down to his tank top to get down the chimney.
Little known fact, Santa strips down to his tank top to get down the chimney.
Santa’s little helpers. I mean come on.
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