This entire Trump thing is totally a George-centric Seinfeld plot.

Jerry: "Well buddy, you lost the election, that's a tough break."

George: "But what if... what if I just refuse to concede?"

Jerry: "Refuse to concede? You gotta concede!"
George: "No Jerry, it's like a nuclear sub, both side have to turn their key!"

Jerry: "I really don't think it works like that. What happens on January 20th?"

George: "I just... keep showing up."

Jerry: *sips coffee* "This isn't gonna be good for anybody."
George: "It was rigged, Jerry, the whole election was rigged!"

Jerry: "What makes you say that?"

George: "Because it was very uncomfortable for me personally!"

Jerry: "Ah."
George: *getting escorted out of the building by the Secret Service* "You're all in on it, laughing and lying, lying and laughing!!"
Kramer: "Anyway, I gotta go get sworn in."

Jerry: "You? Kramer, *you* won the election?"

Kramer: "You know it, buddy."

Jerry: "But how?"

Kramer: "I had a man on the inside with the mail-in votes."

Neuman: *laughs maniacally*
Jerry: "You didn't even *want* the job! You didn't show up to any meetings! You complained constantly!"

George: "That's not the point!"

Jerry: "Then what is the point?"

George: "...I need people to like me."
Kramer: "Elaine, you *gotta* be my VP!"

Elaine: "Why would you want me for that job?"

Kramer: "I need to shore up my vote with the ladies, Elaine... some of them find me.... off-putting."

Elaine: "Well that's definitely true."

Kramer: "Besides, don't you have experience?"
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