GUYSSSS????? We booked a guesthouse the other day and a sex buddy of mine brought along his girlfriend, right ?
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Shap. The following morning, his girlfriend called her other friends and we had to dish up for them as well, Akere we were eating breakfast
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        After that, we decided to go out nyana. We went to some fancy park. THEY HAD NO ENTRANCE FEE !!!! Guess who had to pay ???
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Shap. Then we decided ba let’s stock up on more booze. So we bought 10 wine bottles, 2 pack ya Savanna, Heineken and Belgravia and LOTS AND LOTS OF SNACKS
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Shap. We chilling there. Swimming nyana. 2 by 2 things. Me your girl ? Very single and sbwl’ing
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Time, these people are enjoying my money
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Stress ? Free. Okay. Now this is where things get messy 
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                        We opened two bottles of wine. The rest of the bottles ? They disappeared. The snacks ? Gone. NJANI? Where’d the shits go ?
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Me your girl and as crazy as I am. I decide ba “LETS SEARCH ALL THE CARS BC ITS GANG CASH SPENT ON THOSE THINGS”
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        DID WE NOT FIND ALL THE ADULT AND BABY SNACKS AND ALL THE REMISNING WINE BOTTLES IN THE GIRLFRIENDS CAR ????
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        I MEAN
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        Now sex buddy is HELLA embarazzed because he’s the one who brought his Girl and uGirl brought the friends who stole our shit 
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                        The way back to the guesthouse was very intense 
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> we were all shocked and confused
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        The aux was off. It was quiet all the way. Nje everyone was deep within Negro thought.
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        GUYS I FORGOT TO ADD 
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> We bought a Jack Daniel’s cake and the cake had a bottle of Jack Daniel’s. THEY STOLE THAT BOTTLE ON THE CAKE AS WELL 
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                        After all that drama, your girl just had to give sex buddy rounds nyana to cheer him up. I mean, why not
                        
                        
                                                    
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                
                        
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