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We're missing an opportunity not exploring Disney Princesses but over 50.
Snow White: realizing her prince looks bad in tights, SW divorces him, divests herself of seven clingy miners, and runs the witch and her poisoned apples over with the Land Rover SW won in the divorce.
Snow White: realizing her prince looks bad in tights, SW divorces him, divests herself of seven clingy miners, and runs the witch and her poisoned apples over with the Land Rover SW won in the divorce.
Tiana, tired that her prince never actually matured beyond playing the same fucking ukulele song in the restaurant for 25 years, calls up Charlotte, tells her she actually loves HER, and the two go to Paris where Ti opens her second restaurant, calling it Nous.
Aurora forces Philip to couples' therapy after he admits he's only attracted to her when she's asleep. Deciding this was not the happily ever after she wanted, she buys a big house on the beach where she weaves hemp rugs and smokes a lot of dope with her fairy godmothers.
Belle can't quite deal with the Beasts's lack of hygiene. The coat keeps growing back despite no curse, it smells like wet dog constantly, so Belle returns to the countryside, opening a library and shacking up with a recent university graduate named Pierre, who's 26 and horny.
After Charming runs off with a younger pair of feet, Cinderella gets her law degree and enters the political circuit, running on a platform of equitable labor laws and a better, more sustainable minimum wage. She wins in a landslide and rewards herself with a pomeranian.
Rapunzel, enthusiastically supported by Flynn and their seven children, embraces her art and premiers it in a gallery on her 52nd birthday. It's well received outside of one art critic named Modo, whose body is later found in a dumpster behind The Snuggly Duckling.
