Dear Son, I hope you one day get to read this thread, from your loving Dad https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart"> #SonnDadd
So this one day I’m sitting @ the canteen @ work minding my business and then Jiki Jiki this lady walks by..... My heart races, blood pressure rises but I keep calm & held my cool...
I gather enough courage & drop this lady an email to inform her of my Intentions following my quick investigation of who she was...
Everytime I pass on the side of floor where she sits I’m like.... eish Mara Gwababa has me by my B....https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏿‍♂️" title="Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)">
I finally decide to wear my best suite on a Friday and walk up to her desk and stood there like.....
She lifts her head up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinning face" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face">.... yho yhoo yhooooo hotlo ba mnate mos....
The next day ka lunch that was me.... Taking up space & solidifying my intentions https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌🏾" title="Ok hand (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand (medium dark skin tone)">
After putting me through serious trials and tribulations I made it SON... ke popile Mamago https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (medium skin tone)">
All of a Sunday I was this healthy lifestyle guy who runs every weekend & runs faster than everyone. I told her Usain Bolt “vat vokol” monna mo... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
All of a Sunday I was this healthy lifestyle guy who runs every weekend & runs faster than everyone. I told her Usain Bolt “vat vokol” monna mo... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" title="All of a Sunday I was this healthy lifestyle guy who runs every weekend & runs faster than everyone. I told her Usain Bolt “vat vokol” monna mo... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Me & your mom got along like a ....https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
So she said to me if I want show her how much I love her I must jump off the highest cliff in SA https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏿‍♂️" title="Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)">.... yhooo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏿‍♂️" title="Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)"> kare motho o o nkutlwa eng... Mara ntwana I did it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">
That day she says babe let’s go for.... I walked there so quick, got there and sat on the chair https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😛" title="Face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tongue">
That night my son we had the BEST meal.... courtesy of mommy & daddy... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
Next thing mommy was sleepy everyday for a couple of weeks on end.....
Everytime I met majita this was ME!!!
She started disliking kids on the streets nje..... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (medium skin tone)">
I finally convinced her to accompany me to go see a Dr... kante it was my way to find out if she was https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤰🏽" title="Pregnant woman (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Pregnant woman (medium skin tone)">... when we got there I said “SUPRISE” it’s your appointment... eish she almost killed me but went agesdvto do the test...
Whilst she’s in the consultation room I’m also feeling a little Sleepy..... so I’m like....
I hear the nurse screaming a name “Jeremiahhhhhh” “Jeremiahhhhhh” .... Dr is calling you
When I walk into the Dr’s room, your mom is standing like this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏿‍♂️" title="Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man gesturing ok (dark skin tone)">
The Dr says, “CONGRADS you’re gonna be a Dadd”..... I was like “Ehhhhh baby, kante”.... Dr was like “Too late Sir, CONGRADULATIONS” ... there I was acting schocked
I WAS HEREhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">
I WAS HEREhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">" title="I WAS HEREhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
I felt like the worlds greatest https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
I called a mastuvg with all my exes to tell them I’m DONE!!! ITS OVER FOR GOOD!!!
I decided Jetemiah Mogapi Jnr is gonna be his name... boy of girl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
I decided Jetemiah Mogapi Jnr is gonna be his name... boy of girl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" title="I decided Jetemiah Mogapi Jnr is gonna be his name... boy of girl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Part 2.... The story continues
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