Thread by @fluffmelarry, ꧁ 𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗄𝗂’𝗌 𝖻𝗂𝗓𝖺𝗋𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 ꧂ i went on a walk but it [...]

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꧁ 𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗄𝗂’𝗌 𝖻𝗂𝗓𝖺𝗋𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 ꧂

i went on a walk but it didn’t turn out as expected. here’s what happened

i went on a walk but it didn’t turn out as expected. here’s what happened

i went on a walk but it didn’t turn out as expected. here’s what happened

i was walking on a watermelon with sugar in my hand when i saw a toothbrush

i was walking on a watermelon with sugar in my hand when i saw a toothbrush

i was walking on a watermelon with sugar in my hand when i saw a toothbrush

i went to take a well deserved nap on the toothbrush

i went to take a well deserved nap on the toothbrush

i went to take a well deserved nap on the toothbrush

it wasn’t long before i was disturbed when a crazy woman was going to brush her teeth with me

it wasn’t long before i was disturbed when a crazy woman was going to brush her teeth with me

it wasn’t long before i was disturbed when a crazy woman was going to brush her teeth with me

i jumped off the toothbrush into a sink full of water. i went down the drain and ended in a whole other place than you’d expect

i jumped off the toothbrush into a sink full of water. i went down the drain and ended in a whole other place than you’d expect

i jumped off the toothbrush into a sink full of water. i went down the drain and ended in a whole other place than you’d expect

i ended on a giraffe’s neck. i walked up and enjoyed the view for a few seconds before i jumped down

i ended on a giraffe’s neck. i walked up and enjoyed the view for a few seconds before i jumped down

i ended on a giraffe’s neck. i walked up and enjoyed the view for a few seconds before i jumped down

i landed in a big nasty river where i swam to the river bank

i landed in a big nasty river where i swam to the river bank

i landed in a big nasty river where i swam to the river bank

i climbed into a tree to get a better look at my surroundings

i climbed into a tree to get a better look at my surroundings

i climbed into a tree to get a better look at my surroundings

i kept walking and by accident i walked into a hippo’s mouth

i kept walking and by accident i walked into a hippo’s mouth

i kept walking and by accident i walked into a hippo’s mouth

it all went black but i kept going bc i had to get out somehow

it all went black but i kept going bc i had to get out somehow

it all went black but i kept going bc i had to get out somehow

i walked out the bumhole and was covered in some weird brown substance that taste rlly weird

i walked out the bumhole and was covered in some weird brown substance that taste rlly weird

i walked out the bumhole and was covered in some weird brown substance that taste rlly weird

i kept going anyway and the brown stuff came off on the way. i walked up the mountain to look at the view

i kept going anyway and the brown stuff came off on the way. i walked up the mountain to look at the view

i kept going anyway and the brown stuff came off on the way. i walked up the mountain to look at the view

i sat there for a while admiring the view before i got tired and didn’t wanna look at it anymore so i jumped off the cliff into the river again

i sat there for a while admiring the view before i got tired and didn’t wanna look at it anymore so i jumped off the cliff into the river again

i sat there for a while admiring the view before i got tired and didn’t wanna look at it anymore so i jumped off the cliff into the river again

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