THREAD: French are the maddest and funniest cunts next to the Scottish
Got caught stealing and forced to dance

Turned the bin area of the flat into a shisha lounge
Hit and run
Tied up and forced to dance for stealing
Big fan ae this tune they always sing when they catch theifs
Cunt on a mission at the French border
They literally pepper sprayed a Burd and done a team huddle to celebrate when they got hame
This mad French Burd getting her nip pierced 

School kids attempt to join the yella vest protest
Wee man got caught ripping the heed in hospital and the doctor does this 

Cunts hit the jackpot wae this screw
Both Try'd stealing a bottle a ciroc so they got napped, beated and forced to drink vodka 

Wee man tryd a wonder dig but looney tune physics took over
The technique
wee man had nae chance
wee man had nae chance
Nae clue wits getting said but can just tell he's been caught dain wee guy shit 

€100 if ye put yer heed through that motor windy
Can tell his prides hurt the way he jumps up 

Crashes his pals bike first go. the reaction
Spraying cunts wae xstinquishers isny just done in Scotland
Cooling doon during the heatwave 

soaked wae water while sleeping 


Looney tune physics again
wonder slap
wonder slap
Wee guy was taped tae a post for stealing a ped 
they made sure he didny dehydrate by giving him a red bull before they went tae bed

they made sure he didny dehydrate by giving him a red bull before they went tae bed

Slapped intae a backseater
Thought he could handle a bottle a vod
his pals reaction
his pals reaction
Still canny get over this. https://twitter.com/witzhappening/status/1158851642986512389?s=21
Bloon sent him tonto 





Visiting French Martinique and fell while trying to video the landscape

Cunt opened his door just as his gaff was abouty get busted 
the silence as he videos them makes it comical 

the silence as he videos them makes it comical 
Canny believe a laughed at this
but that wee guy at the end 

but that wee guy at the end 

Bold tyson patrolling the scheme
still naw handed him sel in for that hit and run
still naw handed him sel in for that hit and run
Hands the mcd's head set to the cunts he's meant to be serving so he could smoke a joint in peace 
casual as ever

casual as ever
Parading this mad dolphin lit he's won the league
Fly yeen 

Mad French polis thought he was bit ae a boy and got it handed to him and lost his job
, sevrane Paris
, sevrane Paris
Wee guy got caught slashing tires
his reaction when he's told the polis are coming 
his reaction when he's told the polis are coming 
Suhins happened but fuck knows wit 



Attempted to scare a random steamer wae a mask
Scunnered
Just as he called him a fool 

wee mans game


wee mans game
Yoink mines noo 
, Paris France

, Paris France
The joy in his face
wit a character 
wit a character 
Train driver ripping the heed on job and forgot to turn aff the tannoy 

Polis dug took him clean oot 

, anti police protest in Paris


, anti police protest in Paris
Heavy random
Chinese tourists reaction tae locals chanting aboot the food theyre eating 

Chinese tourists reaction tae locals chanting aboot the food theyre eating 

school bag on n cuffed not a problem
catchyy 

catchyy 

OHHH-
Only in France
got caught stealing baguettes n denied it 
got caught stealing baguettes n denied it 
Belter 





1hing there's nae denying the French are class at fitba
Forced tae dance
French are some laugh 



you dont need to pay the subway if you are the subway


Tyson dain haircuts noo cause a the quarantine
wit can he naw do
wit can he naw do
clueless 

an absolute belter of a shot 

car sumo
the french are too funny
somecunt collect their maw
carried home like a wild hog 
carried home like a wild hog 
His windshield was stolen through the night as he slept for work
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