#Twitter

brittany packnett cunningham ain’t here for real.

MsPackyetti

2020 has been rude af. Me asking 2020 why she’s so damn disrespectful. At this point I’m going with the mathletes who kept telling us “2021 is actually the start

ceo of castillocest

maverickminuano

dad wants me to prime stepbrother's old room which is fine by me except going into his room is having to look at every bizarre interior design choice my adhd

CANDACE SINCLAIRE

delafro_

Why are men bothering women they don’t even like to begin with? These kind of statements imply that women just need to accept this about men and work around it

cara

caraduune

the number of ppl in this thread whose parents habitually forgot them at school is staggering and depressinghttps://twitter.com/aaronneedshelp/status/1253521472724832257 why do people have kids they don’t want!! i was very much

the Redwoods, bunch o' people

treemunity

Draft thread of threads, celebrating 3k accounts following and many more counting all the folks behind each account on being called "too complicated"https://twitter.com/treemunity/status/1257746317406658560 I re-read this one fai

CodesUcq

CodesUcq

1.04/05/2020 Trump Deleted Tweet CommsDeletes promotion of WH CoronaVirus Task Force meeting. States that meetings/talks today are promising, but that the next two weeks are going to be rough. 2.Note

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hoelyyyy

btob songs as btob memes;— a thread idea from this thread https://twitter.com/xxx_nilevelxn/status/1290877138208399360?s=21 https://twitter.com/xxx_nilevelxn/status/1290877138208399360

bomani

bomani_jones

i asked who immediately dismissed wallace but somehow believed, on the cops' word, that shake shack gave those dudes bleach in their shakes. that's perfectly reasonable, in fact.https://twitter.com/__jds__jds/status/1275550685388562

CJTRUTH

cjtruth

Is Devin in @realDonaldTrump trolling territory?Let me know what you thinkhttps://twitter.com/devinnunes/status/1249397942399537152

James Munns

bitshiftmask

Why AREN'T you running @rustlang on your embedded systems today? Psst if you want to ask questions, I'll be doing a live Q&A tomorrow at 18:00 CEST! See this thread

Robert Gehrke

RobertGehrke

If my count is right, Utah is now one of just 10 states that does not have a statewide stay-at-home order. #utpol https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1246196819593515015 Worth noting that about 60% of the

Alexandra 🌸🧚🏼‍♂️ ig: koture.tarot

koture3

Of fucking COURSE it didn’t pick up me talking about my downloads on the app. That’s some SHIT.I remember hearing “She’s gone” in a very upset tone; I had to

Lawrence Hamtil

lhamtil

I was expecting to find that the last decade for Quality was somewhat exceptional, but the reality is that there hasn't been a single 120-month period over the last 34

John Apter

PFEW_Chair

This lazy journalism has been proven to be wrong. It’s inflammatory tone is dangerous, it provokes community tension and is utterly irresponsible. My colleagues have a tough enough job as

Eric Ellason

SlickRockWeb

WARNING : Do NOT install the "My Twitter Family Tree" app. U have to grant excessive permissions & right now it appears to be sending out automated tweets to suck

Bodil Stokke, Esq.

bodil

Every day, I wonder why the hell I bought one.https://twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/status/1250398260742836226 The only games I ever played on it were Pokémon Let's Go and Pokémon Sword/Shield, and that's why. It's my