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jen dent
JentotheDen
What are you gonna do? Bring up old ass tweets and vines of mine made before I came out as gay? Before cultural appropriation was more known and acknowledged? Before
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Tim to the muthaf
LosFreaklander
Drove to get a cigar instead of walking. Driving around smoking my cigar listening to music. Dude hi beamed me and then went around me. He got to the next
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foone
Foone
I find this incredibly funny. It's a smart shower! that sounds great. except...https://twitter.com/FoxRunTime/status/1382014745629360134 You can control it from the app!which is great except WHY WOULD YOU WANT YOUR PHONE NEAR
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Ian Coldwater 📦💥
IanColdwater
stop addressing mixed groups as "gentlemen" challenge 2020 if you are on a team you think i might be talking to you should be not at all reassured that I
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TheValuesVoter
TheValuesVoter
Instead of waiting for Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News or New York Post organizations to crank out another crazy and false story, let’s crowdsource this thing and save them some time.
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Tania Melnyczuk
ekverstania
If you have these great personal dreams and you feel like you're failing to make any progress towards them, give it all up and just live according to great personal
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beccagrawl
beccagrawl
Okay, at the request of @atourofherown, I will now live tweet an episode of Downton Abbey. If that is not your thing, I apologize. For context, this is my first
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oreojeon
Joking about americans not being allowed free health cate is less fun when you read actual stories about people dying because of it, when you know people can’t afford it,
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MR & MRS IMPLANT/ IMPLANON 🇰🇪™
zopher_is_who
WAYS MEN CAN ESCAPE POVERTY .1. Leave Naked Women Alone: Yes, those women who dress like they are in the process of undressing but they have not finished. Leave them
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jungkook little seven
btsburp
stealing ( borrowing ) 101 1 . bring a cup with a lid ( wear a big sweater too ) and if u see something small that u like and
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OFFGUN IZ REAL ||💚🥕
offgunizm
#OFFGUN : THEORY OF LOVE CONFESSION SCENES. [ a thread ; ] The Dear Dakanda confession scene. What I hate about this is "NONG MILKKKKKKK!!" but anyways thanks to her
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Justin, Mutual Aid Goose (HONK)
devesine
Have you ever wondered about my very personal and individual take on Engaging With (mostly written) Art? No? Uh....well I HAVE THOUGHTS ANYWAY so BUCKLE UP, BUTTERCUPS! (or ignore this
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nour #تسقُط_عو_كِر_و مخططاتها
CorneliusVaIdes
Remember some random Coptic girl on here attacking me for cussing while wearing hijab only to find out later on that she actually wears it too and now she is
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twitch.tv/Limmy
DaftLimmy
What does it mean when your old CPU fan is welded onto your CPU and they won't detach? Hairdryer and dental floss. So far so good. See those screws
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✨india✨@ comms closed
dandywara
Art twitters w blm in their header be like “im afraid of backlash if i post a black character ” Yo if you arent committed to doing the work just
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재현.
jaehuyn
Spill or Drink with Fukie@CIKITXH @DUKXDUK Disclaimer: This thread may contains a lot of OOC thing that has no relation with the real Jung Jaehyun. Sorry for the inconvenience and
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