#Thing

hazel

thepatchworkfox

Okay so I'm furious.I've mentioned previously that I struggle with going out (anxiety, balance issues, etc) but after much persuading, I reluctantly agreed to a slow, 15-minute walk this morning.

Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

lulu_luwela

I think one of the healthiest things we did for my nephew as a toddler was to give him a safe space to throw tantrums (he’d have to go to

Callie Wine

calliericewine

My dad / my best friend, died a year ago this month. His abundant collection of colorful oxford shirts were sort of his ~thing~. Even though many are "MPW" monogramed,

A.H.

devninjapirate

Hey @zillow, Can you update your 'We found # results matching your search" emails so that the zip is in the results? I can't tell what part of town a

Matt M. McKnight

mattmillsphoto

Hi @spj_tweets! I'm a board member with @SPJWash and a veteran visual journalist who is extremely concerned about your College Coronavirus Coverage weekly contest. /1 Encouraging college students to submit

Kieu @ we must not stop living

leslekieuart

Tw body horrorBuddy you don’t look or smell so good! Follow up to this thing this guy can’t catch a break https://twitter.com/leslekieuart/status/1230216226221232128?s=21 https://twitter.com/leslekieuart/status/1230216226221232128

foone

Foone

does anyone ever think about how in a lot of 8-bit computers, there were no movement keys?So you got things like movement only on joysticks, or QA/OP pairs? or even

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tressa_gordon

HAHAHAHAHA I LOST EVERY SINGLE CONTACT, NOTE, PICTURE, APP, & VIDEO THAT I’VE HAD SINCE 2013. ALL BECAUSE MY STUPID PHONE SHIT OUT ON ME & I HAD TO CHANGE

BOOthoven👻Ⓥ

OhMyHades_

I think the funniest thing that happened today is this guy at the vegan restaurant telling the cashier to remove cheese because it 'hurts his tummy' and her explaining repeatedly

pixels

vrazix

Filed under "neat, but not the thing I was trying to produce" Still wrong! I have no idea how to do math, perhaps. This is not even close. Nor is

Steven Verdile ♿️

StevenVerdile

The obsession with Robert Pattinson’s pasta comments are the *perfect* example of a generic half-joke thing that is only funny if a celebrity says it. All of you reading this

Scott Strichart

TriggerRedd

Got asked today what's becoming an age-old question: Do I start with Yakuza 0 or Kiwami? And I know 0 is by far the popular answer, but here's one thing

han 🤪

profanitylab

It's (nearly) 4am and I'm still awake just thinking of how my brother and I share the same deodorant and clothes (same t-shirt brand & size that got mixed up

Keerthana.

populapette

One thing #UmaMaheswaraUgraRoopasya gets right, maybe even better than the original, is Swathi's characterization. Maheshinte doesn't look at her as a black and white character either, but here her thoughts

Chise 🧬🧫🦠💉

sailorrooscout

Did you know the experimental polyclonal antibody cocktail the President received provided by Regeneron (you know, the biopharmaceutical company he has stock in) utilizes embryonic stem cells? In case you

Lou - I shrug a lot 🤷🏻‍♀️

ArtanisNaanie

What does being a pro-shipper, or anti-antis mean:- being aware of the abysmal difference between fiction and reality - knowing that brains are weird places- supporting the concept of creation