#Morning

B.W. Carlin

BaileyCarlin

What fruit/vegetable do you think you could throw the farthest? I think my answer is an avocado. Apple is close, but the slip factor is too high. I think I

Matthew, moving and grooving

orphir_

Good morning! I would like to congratulate Allegheny County Council on creating a police review board with fewer teeth than a day old kitten.Seriously, the most the board can do

Learn Better

FinancialTread

I always see people on Money Twitter talking about:- "you need to take action now" - "find time" to work in your side hustleThis is all so true! No one

CatDaddyMD

catdaddymd

Random Saturday Morning Confessions: I hate FoxNews, and love my Rachel Maddow...but I also whole-heartedly love and respect Chris Wallace. Can’t think of any journalist who is more fair, neutral

Team Rubicon

TeamRubicon

"Around 10 in the morning on our last day of deployment, Alex and I came across a man walking down the road, and after asking if he needed anything, he

Jennifer Baskerville-Burrows

JenniferBB

I began my walk this morning listing to @serial’s #NiceWhiteParents podcast and when I was done my head was throbbing. The story I’ve told for 40 years is that midway

wash ur hands u detty pig

becca__lr

Working from home day 1If I live in jarmies I think I might die Day 2 of not leaving the houseI have loads of new flowy dresses an isolation isn’t

Eric Lybeck

EricRoyalLybeck

Sorry - I'm angry this morning...But, university leaders will tell you they had no choice - the fiscal pressures were too great. Tell you what: look at the hospitality industry.

Maxvayshia™ 🇦🇺✨

maxvayshia

Good morning guys. Diabetes mellitus has become so common among people today that one would think it is an airborne disease. Kindly endeavor to do routine checks on ur sugar

Andrew MacDonald 🌈

polesasunder

Desperately craving a scientific conference social evening. I want to pack into a pub with dozens of other nerds. I want to trade funny stories with you. Shout at you

clara moore

314claramoore

I CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THE USPS and that November morning when I woke up to find trump as president I KNEW he would try to take

skyeshorizon

indieprincesss1

Good morning y'all! This up and coming Friday will be the first submission for the fashion project I'm working on! I have about roughly 15 people participating. Basically it's just

House Budget Committee

HouseBudgetDems

For those who don’t have a doctorate in economics, here’s what we can take away from this morning’s #GDP estimate:The topline number doesn't tell the whole story — and it’s

Big Mel 🇩🇴🇭🇹

MelisaDaDon

In 2018 I was raped. I went to NyPD and they didn’t do anything about it right? This morning my homegirl calls me and tells me my rapist has been

Benham Brothers

BenhamBrothers

The rumors are true – I was arrested this morning while standing for life. Check out the story in the thread below... My boys and I went to support the

Sam Parr ⚪️

theSamParr

Here's the day in the life of Aella, OnlyFans content creator (nudes pics/videos) who makes $100,000 a month off.She has 3,200 subscribers and is the top op 0.04% of creators