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RoyalHoeliness
I wasted - on average - 4 hours a day commuting. More when you take into consideration the amount of time it took for me to get ready in the
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UstadhKimongo
There's a group of boda boda operators that don't transport anything legal. Used to transport chang'aa now they've majored in transportation of pigs. They're never interested in normal goods or
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Joy Bhattacharjya
joybhattacharj
Something I wrote in 2013. Happy birthday @KumarSanga2."IPL opening ceremonies are a bit like college reunions. After the mandatory functions, the captains, players and staff invariably drift to the bar
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lalalaladobby
UNFLOP THIS TEUMES THIS GONNA BE A BIG SLAP TO ALL! I am contemplating if I will really do this because I really might be cancelled, but do please understand
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Chris L
agent_mango
The trials and tribulations of Callie, after trying to sneak off to lick her pawAttempt 1: a soft cone. a very sad Callie Attempt 2: a human sock. still sad.
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nondumiso yiba
nondumiso_yiba
My 14 year old baby niece was raped by a married man in her community. This happened in December and she told everyone yesterday. She is pregnant. Doctors say she's
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Josh Barro
jbarro
This culture war fight has to go zero to 60 because you’re going to have great difficulty finding anyone wearing a mask outside after July 1.https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1386861004248735744 Look I have been
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Liv
livvypearce_
Can’t believe I’m saying this but at around 11:50 this morning our family dog was stolen from Windermere Playing Fields by Moseley Bog. She was grabbed by a man in
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neromilanisti
Dude this is so weird, I am literally reading a book about the law of attraction. I was never a religious person. I to wanted to become an atheist but
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aliana
wwomanteria
thinking about ready-to-assemble furniture that you can purchase at Ikea :) Now that I think about it, I realize I’m a big fan of Ikea employees. They’re always so helpful,
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Andromeda Yelton
ThatAndromeda
B/c I was just saying this elsewhere & maybe you need to hear it:Yes, if you were a gifted kid, you grew up hearing everyone tell you you were going
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goshcedric
Bought an ovepriced frappe just to see my crush and inask nya name ko!!!!!!!!! Feel ko type ako eh!!Tanga bobo barista nga eh syempre itatanong talaga pangalan mo!!?????! MAY “HI
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cham
tyoung_kr
𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆.𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬, 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫; 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐤𝐲. [D-1] — it's finally the day of your
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billy
HJPGENDER
i just think that.. drarry being so utterly enamoured with eachother.. both of them adoring every detail of the others body... like... harry pressing soft kisses to draco's sectumsempra
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Nancy Vazquez
NancyVaz_Films
@LeslyeJoyAllen @timothy_m_nolan , @dearjohnbyrne, @DeManeDavis, @CFitz_ , @DellavalleJoan, @everythingro , @AmericanLotus29 @justmarla724 Good Morning Crew! Today we celebrate Leslye Joy Allen! Leslye is a beautiful Historian with a lot more
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betul!
ysf_ilham
God, Prometheus is truly piece of shit! At this point who cares about sanity!? I just become dumber every second. Holy moly smolly drooly, glad i wasn't give up these
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