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postgame_malone
This one time my dumb ass grandpa took out his stupid colloidal silver machine and shocked a silver dollar in a glass of water and made me drink it, then
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My Dad Said No Brokies 🔑
o_keilani
Dating as an adult - when you work and have responsibilities - is not no up under you 24/7 shit. Your time is already assigned to other shit. Y’all doing
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ayatrix
azealiarblx
Hello, this a tweet that is not meant to start drama its just for your guys information and safety! So please no hate I'm not starting anything just addressing the
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Rupert Pearse
rupert_pearse
A lot of discussion about healthcare for VIPs at the moment. By 'VIP' I mean anyone unusual who we consider, or are asked to consider, treating 'differently'. Many ICU docs
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John Cawley
cawley_john
New memo from our AEA cttee on the job market: JOE job openings by sector, 2020 vs 2019. Summary with graphs in subsequent tweets. Memo available at:https://www.aeaweb.org/joe/communications/JOE-by-sector-10-2020 1/6 As of
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khayali pulao
sugarspicenice0
Over the past year i have limited listening to music, people relate music to peace and i strongly disagree, i remember our islamiat teacher told us in 9th that music
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FIBen 🚀🚀🚀
FIbenman
**Injury trading **Can the panic of others be fruitful?Something i’ve been working on for a while. Order books have changed the method, but I don’t think will change the trader
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Andrew Kinsey
KinseyAndrew
If you're a law professor allow me to share a story from law school.Most of my followers know this, but my youngest daughter has significant health issues. She was hospitalized
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Amos Murphy
AmosMurphy_
Think UEFA are blameless? They’re next. A thread 1/? In the same week the Super League was announced, UEFA pushed through their Champions League reforms. Spoiler, they stink. More
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Megan Rowe
SRMeganRowe
Not trying to be a hater, but I’m amazed by people who help out their mom friends because the husband is going to be away for like, a week? THE
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Josh Horowitz
joshuahorowitz
It's Jack Nicholson's 83rd birthday. I have a crazy Jack Nicholson story. In 2007 I saw that THE TWO JAKES (the last film he directed) was finally coming out on
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WhoTfSaysNoToMentos
SquidieTai
@donquishit @decalkosmos @sadgIitz ARE BULLIES A THREAD (SS STOLEN FROM A GC) IT ALL STARTED WHEN @sadgIitz MADE ME THINK SOME GIRLS HAD PENISES THEY HAD TO CUT OFF ONCE
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roymeo
roymeo
Scene: Corporate Marketing zoom call, Monday morning.Soulless marketing drone: Chad I have some great news!"Soulless marketing executive: Karen, you don't mean Funko is finally making a Sambo doll?Karen: No, good
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Maddie Sofia
maddie_sofia
We're headed into a really tough holiday season/ winter in the US. If you are trying to figure out what precautions to take and how to gather safely here's a
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Shannon Last
shannon_last
I have a favor to ask you. But first, a story to tell. A story some of you know. Nine years ago today, my nephew Aidan was born. My SIL
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Garlic Sweeten
B_Walnuts
#AvatarTheLastAirbender (A thread) 13 years ago, I was a senior in high school. Peers and others used to snicker at me because I still watched Nickelodeon. At that time, a
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