#Ready

Apolwlos

apolwlos

Γέλασα λίγο...Brexit Trade Talks:UK: We don't like our dealEU: Why not?UK: We only get 95% of what we wantEU: It only gives us 95% too. That's how negotiating goesUK: We

Jess in the Wild

College_FIIT

Me at every speaking event:don’t talk about opossum vaginas don’t talk about opossum vaginas don’t talk about opossum vaginas don’t talk about opossum vaginas Me after 10 seconds of arguing

gigi⁷ | D-2

anxietae

taehyung comforting armys: a soft thread i think we can all agree that this was perfectly timed today everyone was crying during bangbangcon so tae swooped in and posted this

Shrikanth

shreekanth2020

GM all I Pray Parameshwar to bless our soldiers gaurding border & nationalist fighting internal enemies with success and strength. I pray for @narendramodi ji @AmitShah ji @nsitharaman ji @myogiadityanath

✨Folklore track seven supremacy✨

red1ov3r

I have decided to give everyone a widely popular book to read based on their favorite track from 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒌𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆. This is probably going to flop but I’m bored so I

Peter Ellis

almostconverge

Mini Yorkshire geography lesson: villages.I'm going to shake things up today, to prove to the Home Office how bloody integrated I am: instead of the byways of Hungarian language and

brittany packnett cunningham ain’t here for real.

MsPackyetti

So, I really try my best not to use the quote tweet for shade or snark. I employ it for funny/sweet things or if there’s a lesson we really, really

BeepBot

BeepBot7

Just about to make my jaffa cakes. Feeling a little nervous but very excited. I've got all the ingredients ready. My tray for my jelly/jello is an inch too short

Nicholas Drummond

nicholadrummond

THE ARMY - WHAT'S IT FOR?During a recent conversation with a senior serving Army officer I asked why so few people understand what the Army's role is? His response was:

Maya

Sharanyashettyy

What followed on Oct 19 2018 was disgusting. The articles that came out talked about Sushant using power to silence Sanjana and what's worse? It further detailed the fake metoo

Nicole

Nicole69906679

I think we are ready for something like this...Things I wish big accts (I'm too small to do it, no one would see) would do threads on that others may

snarke

snarke

Welcome to today's #COVID19 #Briefing! Are you ready for the Friday edition of the #Trump Gong Show? Because I'm not! So apparently part of the reason for the #Covid19 #Briefing

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sunflowersoyeon

soyeon being revolutionary: a thread At the age of 17, Soyeon joined Season 1 of Produce 101. Her rap skills were quickly noticed by Cheetah, who asked her to rap

Tyberius

Malcombwip

@emmachamberlain was gonna spam u last night but tings happened21st bday type beatuhh. I know it’s early asfGET UPAnyway, hope you’re well - stay safeI had 2 third wheel with

Andy Ngo is a Fascist

coldbrewedtool

Tonight I am reporting from Omaha, Nebraska for the third night of protests against police brutality. There have been multiple actions staged/planned across the city, and a curfew is in

DawsonSField

DawsonSField

Flynn hearing getting ready to start, attorneys are checking in & confirming the tech is working.I'll be live tweeting it In this thread. #FlynnHearing The public can hear it by