#LIFE

Cerebral Assassin

xysist

Men be very careful in offices especially when you're left alone with a woman in the office. Ensure you sit at a location where there is a camera that works.

Sarah Burton

DrFloraPoste

Sure it’s cool how my tl is now filled with folks wanging on about how many degrees they’ve done, kids they’ve had, soulmates they’ve found, houses they’ve bought. Not depressing

Jamie Schler

lifesafeast

The mother of a friend of ours in Nantes survived the Lodz ghetto (although neither her husband or child did) and was sent to Auschwitz where she stayed until the

Naps and Moistened Speech

NapsAndSarcasm

If you need to ensure you've blocked the stupidest people in Canada, then #TrudeauGate is the hashtag for you. It's nice when they reply too. Saves me having to find

rice⁷ 🍚

agustdidas

please read this the problem is that this whole narrative has been going on in this fandom for god knows how long. do you know that whenever smthg bad happens

becky☀️

SUNFL0WERLOU

what type of books i think ot5 would write if they were authors, a thread~ Liam - horror:•most wholesome horror author known to man•the characters are all really detailed and

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ButtonTheIdiot

I have to become a true haru Stan and to do that I’ll have to be more pure so I should be Horny less. Which I’ve started because tweeting about

| 𝚛𝚢𝚊𝚗 | (live from outside)

c0vermyjumpsuit

PSA about father's day, a thread Father's Day is coming up pretty quickly (june 21st) and if you don't have a good relationship with your father or a father figure

Ramona

artkween

Mejo unrelated but funny that I received the same confession back in between the months of June&July when I started talking to this guy from (somewhere in Manila) na I

LUKAS NAUGLE 🐐

lukasnaugle

During this #COVID crisis, I am rereading for the 10th time Necessary Endings: The Employees, Businesses, and Relationships That All of Us Have to Give Up in Order to Move

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justbeckford

Your issue is not the fact that the man has a child, your issue is with the fact that YOU will NEVER be his main priority, until you can PROVE

Tyler Wilcox

tywilc

Happy 80th b-day to my hero Herbie Hancock haha, i jumped the gun — it's actually april 12th. But hey, let's just celebrate Herbie all week this week. i feel like

Paterne NewCreationMindset 😊

patsedryk12

Say this with me:The members and parts of my body are of Christ (1Corinth6:15). I refuse to be sick. I don't allow sickness, depression, pain and infirmities to rule over

👻Spooky Archon👻

ArchonOf

I'm cis and I've thought about what life would be like as a woman.The fuck is this thread of cis people confirming they don't fantasize at all. Men have constantly

✨BeenThatBitch Cumberbatch✨

naydinsky

I saw the man who stalked me yesterday. He drove past with an ex colleague. And then he stopped across the road from where I was standing. I could hear

Patrick McKenzie

patio11

I got about ~40% faster solving sudoku after casually watching an hour of YouTube (turns out sudoku YouTube is a thing) and now I’m wondering how many other things in